Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is featured in the July 2008 issue of Nuts. If you are a bloke and are interested in Keeley, you might want to rethink those leather sandals, get excess hair on your back and shoulders waxed, don’t wear a speedo unless you are built like Beckham and have enough of a ‘package’ to fill it out and learn how to build a shelter and hunt food on the off chance you are stranded with her on a deserted island. Oh, and in the case you are stranded with her, you need to know how to rub in sun protection lotion. I know, its a job you’d hate, but that’s what she wants!

Keeley Hazell - Photos

photo credit: Celebutopia

Erin Wasson had to attend the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards with a broken leg. So what’s a supermodel to do? Well, you do it in style, of course! You pimp out your crutches, pull on one gladiator sandal and put a braided dohicky-thing on top of you head.

Ah, hell. Who cares. Show off the legs and no body will notice whatever that is propped up on her head.

Christina Aguilera is caught dirty dancing with a female friend at LAX Nightclub that Christina owns a part interest in. She obviously was enjoying the night out with her husband and friends. At one point, she took her friends head and rubbed her face in her breasts. No word on how the friend felt about that - but everyone looked like they were having a good time.

Boating is a big part of our summer since we live near the Great Lakes. I’ve seen my share of crazy driving on the water, especially around holidays, but really most anytime. I have seen my share of driving boats under the influence of alcohol and accidents that result from that.

People take driving a car under the influence seriously, but many people associate boating with partying and think nothing of drinking while they are boating. The problem is that Boating Operating Under the Influence is just as dangerous as it is to operate an automobile under the influence. Studies in Arizona, for instance, have shown that 50% Arizona Boating fatalities are alcohol related. Studies have also shown that educated boaters are 70% less likely to be involved in boating accidents.

Enjoy your summer on the lakes by staying safe and keeping your family and loved safe. Get Boating Education Online! Check out the videos below, they are very informative.

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Amy Winehouse showed up over an hour late for her first concert since she got out of rehab. She apologized to the crowd of 90,000 in Portugal for being late and then proceeded to stumble, mumble and fumble her way through her 55 minute concert.

At one point she fell on the stage. At another point she told the crowd, ‘you love me but I’m such a mess’. And that might have been the most honest thing she said all evening.

UPI reports on the Masturbate-a-thon scheduled in Denmark. Really. Please don’t everyone rush to register.

Denmark sets first ‘Masturbate-a-thon’
Denmark, May 30 (UPI) — Organizers of Denmark’s first “Masturbate-a-thon,” set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.

The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories — including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm — the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.

Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.

I wanted a graphic to go along with this post, but there just wasn’t one that I .. . . ahem . . liked.
So I decided to Google the phrase “masturbate-a-thon” and there is actually a website devoted to it. http://masturbateathon.com. I found that MAY has been designated the “National Masturbation Month.” Considering that today is May 31st - we’d better get busy.